Post by peartree on Nov 29, 2013 21:20:34 GMT
En1 is cheerful
Very pleased with accomplishments involved in dodging bullets
Arf blossom has a horrid habit of the tabacco variety
En1 hates this disgusting child killer habit with a vengeance
However, comrades, we are where we are and dear blossy is well and truly hooked
So, for the past few months she had a undercover system in which James Bond himself would have feared to tread- so in leu of Daniel Craig we got a noble stand in...
In our case our 'James' is a slightly tubby balding myopic middle aged en2 with a warm heart and furrowed brow
It was a cold wet and dirty night at checkpoint Charlie... A man slinks from his darkened supermini with his regatta waterproof about him. Collecting the contraband from source TESCO TABACCO COUNTER he disappears into the night. 10 mins later, at a lonely Inauspicious bus stop he makes the DROP to a I identified member of unit staff
Arf agent has done well sticking to her four fags a day rule and ens have now been instructed to not buy agent tabacco products and there will be no further nights at check point Charlie action
So instead we have enlisted wheezing but enthusiastic about agents , cavalry aunty in an attempt to bring the reality of affects of smoking on her spondoolies
The plan is that packet of tabacco purchased by agent will last a week
That she will not attract attentions of creepy Peados to buy ciggies
And this has gone well
But this week agent smoked lots and ran out of tabacco and couldn't get hold of a rather wheezy but loving aunty
Panic stations by en1 as ens do not want her to fail tagging things
So rendezvous planning went into panic stations mode and then thank heavens special agent aunty came to the rescue turning up in the nick of time
Phew
En1&en2 enjoyed takeaway rations with entertainer BILL BAILEY on new iTunes thingummy
Much love to all camps xx
Very pleased with accomplishments involved in dodging bullets
Arf blossom has a horrid habit of the tabacco variety
En1 hates this disgusting child killer habit with a vengeance
However, comrades, we are where we are and dear blossy is well and truly hooked
So, for the past few months she had a undercover system in which James Bond himself would have feared to tread- so in leu of Daniel Craig we got a noble stand in...
In our case our 'James' is a slightly tubby balding myopic middle aged en2 with a warm heart and furrowed brow
It was a cold wet and dirty night at checkpoint Charlie... A man slinks from his darkened supermini with his regatta waterproof about him. Collecting the contraband from source TESCO TABACCO COUNTER he disappears into the night. 10 mins later, at a lonely Inauspicious bus stop he makes the DROP to a I identified member of unit staff
Arf agent has done well sticking to her four fags a day rule and ens have now been instructed to not buy agent tabacco products and there will be no further nights at check point Charlie action
So instead we have enlisted wheezing but enthusiastic about agents , cavalry aunty in an attempt to bring the reality of affects of smoking on her spondoolies
The plan is that packet of tabacco purchased by agent will last a week
That she will not attract attentions of creepy Peados to buy ciggies
And this has gone well
But this week agent smoked lots and ran out of tabacco and couldn't get hold of a rather wheezy but loving aunty
Panic stations by en1 as ens do not want her to fail tagging things
So rendezvous planning went into panic stations mode and then thank heavens special agent aunty came to the rescue turning up in the nick of time
Phew
En1&en2 enjoyed takeaway rations with entertainer BILL BAILEY on new iTunes thingummy
Much love to all camps xx
