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Post by corkwing on Apr 14, 2016 7:50:04 GMT
This is EXACTLY as it appeared in my inbox...
Stuck in a runt? Sure you have that good job but where does it go from here? Do you feel unchallenged and feel that your creativity and innovative nature cannot be utilised to your full potential. Do you want fast career progression? Do you yearn to be at the forefront of the industry working on the cutting-edge projects you always wanted?
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Post by kstar on Apr 14, 2016 20:09:03 GMT
I'd like to know what it looks like to be stuck in a runt. It sounds illegal!
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Post by moo on Apr 18, 2016 5:26:29 GMT
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Post by corkwing on Apr 18, 2016 7:41:14 GMT
My client is looking for an experienced Business Intelligence Analyst to join the companies' BI team, working in close collaboration with skate holders and business users to make sure the design and development of requirements are fitting with business goals and ideals.
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Post by bop on Apr 18, 2016 7:44:42 GMT
Mr Bop saw one advertised yesterday for an "Opertions Manager"....
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Post by corkwing on Apr 18, 2016 10:39:24 GMT
Want join an organisation that has career progression high on their agenda? Who have great pension and health care benefits and offer continuous training and courses on the latest tech? Want to get fit and healthy in the on site gym? Er, not my top priority, no.
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Post by kstar on Apr 18, 2016 21:35:43 GMT
I hate the look of that job and I'm not qualified for it... But OMG! They've got a gym. I'm in!
Said no one ever.
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Post by corkwing on May 9, 2016 9:41:54 GMT
To be successful for this application you'll need to work to high a standard requently and close attention to detail.
Presumably just like the person who wrote the advert...
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Post by corkwing on May 20, 2016 13:53:59 GMT
Required skills...
Ability to part with the business...
Sounds like they're after a short and sweet relationship.
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Post by corkwing on May 20, 2016 14:01:47 GMT
The Technical Business Analyst will be working closely with Development teams, mocking refined data...
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Post by damson on May 20, 2016 19:22:20 GMT
I've met the previous incumbent
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Post by corkwing on Jun 3, 2016 8:24:11 GMT
Must have demonstrable experience of working with the Atlassian Toolset within a BDD environment using the Gherkin format.
Looks like something out of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Post by kstar on Jun 3, 2016 17:12:32 GMT
I am howling at these Corkwing - keep them coming lol!
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Post by mudlark on Jun 7, 2016 21:10:10 GMT
..I am loving the Gherkin format....!
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