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Post by toomuchlaundry on Jun 26, 2015 19:13:22 GMT
So this popped up on my facebook wall as a 'fill in the blank' kind of thing.
I decided not to write what I wanted to, but it was something along the lines of (what had happened that day):
"...you're late meeting a friend for coffee because you had to clean urine off a hot wheels track, then drop into the pharmacy for your anti-depressants"!
pah! Don't we live a surreal life!
What would yours read....?!
:-)
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Post by bop on Jun 26, 2015 19:36:42 GMT
You are absolutely exhausted as DD has decided not to sleep alone, so you've co slept for five night - well she slept but you didn't as she was so wobbly she kept shouting out....
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Post by loadsofbubs on Jun 26, 2015 19:38:37 GMT
or along the lines of 'you know you're a foster carer when... your newly placed 10 year old child says this is the first time I've ever used a knife to eat with, or, thank you for combing the headlice out of my hair, they were really itchy.  |
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Post by lankelly on Jun 26, 2015 23:34:17 GMT
Mine would be....when I wake up I count down to the first shout.
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Post by chotimonkey on Jun 27, 2015 18:57:51 GMT
When some idiot says... I can't believe they are adopted I've been t your house and everything and I thought you really loved them
And you don't explode because you have a well practised response for the truly moronic!
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Post by mudlark on Jun 27, 2015 21:09:19 GMT
you accept a five year old stroking your leg and saying ...mummy why are your legs prickly...
under your breath....if only I had time to care about shaving my legs!
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Post by topcat on Jun 28, 2015 9:20:59 GMT
It's sunny and your first thought is how many washes you can get done...
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Post by nzhb on Jun 28, 2015 23:01:39 GMT
When you wonder what items of yours are going to be taken into school/hidden under childs bed/hidden in other secret places today AND you can't quite remember if you DID have £5 in your purse or not.
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Post by scaredycats on Jun 29, 2015 11:25:54 GMT
You microwave your cup of tea (made several hours ago)
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Post by leo on Jul 9, 2015 9:21:36 GMT
You deal with your son's minor elbow graze and give him comfort as he was shocked by the crash/fall from his bike - while ignoring your own shin and knee speckled with buried gravel, the elbow grazes of your own and blood streaming from your own head (that turns out to include concussion and a broken helmet).
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Post by pingu on Jul 18, 2015 23:35:38 GMT
You listen to ds2 talking endlessly, while at the same time reassuring ds1 who is worried about aomething, while you do the dishes and two jobs dh wanted done, during this time there are three intertuptions and an argument between the ds's , which has to be de escalted before it becomes violent. Dh wants to know why you didnt put the toilet rolls away.
You retreive the teacup from the microwave after the third reheat and make a fresh one.
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