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Post by janpan on Oct 20, 2013 9:38:40 GMT
Permission to board from Border Country here! Support staff on communications duty currently studying live screen technology.
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Post by peartree on Oct 20, 2013 11:42:29 GMT
O woe is the non arf pip Yes Non agent was out on her 2 wheeled battle chariot with addition of STABLE SIZERS Speedy action with supposedly attentive older arf agent brother This attentive agent was I suspect playing ZOMBIE ZAP on his mobile communication device And small non agent did a somersault with dodgy landing Grazed hands and knee Much yowling But decided to spend spondoolies on way home all the same On CHOCOLATE BUTTons of desire Non agent yowled lots with application of cleansing water She wants to better IMMEDIATELY with URGency She is never ever never riding a bike again  |
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Post by janpan on Oct 20, 2013 18:35:36 GMT
Private Bee just excelled on Quartermaster duties and distributed scran to senior officers, in practice for her commissioning duties in the local learning establishment! Top stuff!
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Post by leo on Oct 21, 2013 19:40:18 GMT
Stormy weather has been raging for days here in the Met Office Camp and EN has been left reeling after constant Hurricane action. Surface to air missiles have once again appeared over the horizon. Thankfully, agents launching said missiles are in need of further understanding/training regarding range and propulsion; most miss their target.
The floods have been receding slowly - only to be replaced by whirlwinds of increasing speed and duration. Tsunami appears to have been taking lessons from Hurricane and now EN is treated to the 'Delights of Dyson' (dual action cyclone that leaves no corner untouched). EN regularly in need of said Dyson for clean up operation.
EN has been too exhausted for regular communications to other camps - sorry!
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Post by peartree on Oct 22, 2013 7:52:09 GMT
Good morning comrades Snot fest has arrived in the orchard En1 went to sleep Woke up and urgh! Snot fest had arrived Thinking of met and janpan with heavy fire.. Janpan what shall we call your camp- kimono division? Interested to hear about the SOAP OPERA tolokoshe Wondering what episodes are coming up The dramas that we have in the arf are truly stranger than fiction Arf blossom Rock steady Doing so so well with her tag Arf partridge doing great with independence thingies about getting to bootcamp, getting good reports etc Then you know how it is with the arf Like in many of our camps You surf the wave and think YES this is a good moment But nothing prepares you for the belly flopping slap of a crash the other side. Wow it stings Arf blossom ended up in cavalry aunties flat yesterday At least she didn't go off with weirdo peados But it was bad dear friends She left her military thingy and yes she's doing a 6 mile run right back to her unit!!!! Post mortem of what's happening there commences today Poor en2 is going himself as en1 incapacitated Arf partridge in the meantime was trying to communicate with orchard hq He couldn't find his mobile communications device Knew he had it as arrived Had played a game Then into lesson The he couldn't find it- went back to college mess and using highest level agent skills - tracked retraced all his steps No phone Close to ocular leakage he went to further bootcamp reception and smoke signalled en1 He went back, others helped him look under things Then last minute of the day someone from learning support handed it to him with no sim and broken corner The very upsetting thing is that the very person who he asked to help was the person who nicked it So today en will be arranging phones and sims and arf blossoms messy moments are en2s responsibility.... Oh the joys En1 finds the belly flopping crashes from feeling ok about things rather unhelpful...! |
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Post by janpan on Oct 22, 2013 17:42:17 GMT
 Camp Kimono it is then. (Though Janpan is related to my name, not to the country! Never thought of that before, like it.) EN1 and EN2 had visit to Therapist today to discuss levels of combat stress without any Agents present. Good session! Agents currently involved in code writing projects for tomorrow (code to me anyway, involves equations, suspect it's code to Agent C-boy too). Looking forward to information related to Quartermaster education through BBC communications tonight - cakes division! |
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Post by peartree on Oct 22, 2013 18:33:11 GMT
En1 has settled and commanded use of rectangular goggle box
This is for final of baking entertainments
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Post by peartree on Oct 22, 2013 18:39:40 GMT
It's thundering
0 o please celestial powers let me see bake off xx
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Post by oogleschnook on Oct 24, 2013 21:33:55 GMT
Love to all camps, hoping the Orchard is a bit less snotty and Camp Met experiencing more sunny climate.
Camp Pandemonium in full swing. Washing up to armpits following recent code word 'holiday'.
Youngest ARF agent has been to see Or-pop-tist today who has advised that agent has to 'dress as pirate' aka wear eye patch for 4 hours a day.
Agent tired of this after approx. 4 mins and operation meltdown in full swing for rest of the evening....
EN was rather proud of camp as Agent has been persuaded and bribed to wear glasses for past 3 months.
Sadly, Or-pop-tist harbinger of doom announced this has made 'no difference at all'
EN feeling in need of great strength and courage.... need to get Agent to wear 'said device of greatest contempt' for further 2 hours prior to bootcamp tomorrow.... oh crumbs! Ear plugs at the ready...
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Post by janpan on Oct 24, 2013 22:22:11 GMT
Strength and courage being sent (in a metaphysical way) to Camp Pandemonium.
Camp Kimono somewhat hectic while preparing pack de-mob to alternative location. Agent C-boy working against all orders and heading for AWOL. Unlikely to succeed however as his need to control the situation would be too boring if it was only him. And Agent below the age and inexperience to go-it-alone adventures for some time yet!
Mud, mud and more mud is making this camp somewhat trench like and this has been the cause of some considerable high level debate between EN1 and Agent C-boy in relation to state of uniform and requirements to be clean. As a result of said debates, EN1 taking advantage of near-holiday status to indulge in a very tiny (!) glass of wine - or two.
EN1 has school INSET half day tomorrow, but young Agents will be in boot camp for the duration. Final status: EN1 has eaten quite a number of dried rations in desperation and may continue to do so.
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Post by peartree on Oct 25, 2013 20:43:40 GMT
Playing 'mission impossible'to-accompany tooth fairy
Non Arf pip would love a clandestine visit from this wealth giving sprite.....
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Post by peartree on Oct 27, 2013 13:44:51 GMT
Good afternoon arf followers It's a bright yet VERY windy day in the orchard Even the feathered friends submersion plateau (aka birdbath) has waves! Arf partridge undeterred had gone out to mow a lawn or two in the quest for spondoolies He was going to do this on the morrow but agent informs en that HURRICANE is about to arrive on these shores and so even he has to grumpily admit staying home is best The thing is comrades Arf blossom is on a BIG AFTERNOON OUT tomorrow There is a young lady here who know arf blossy from primary age And knows she has had some troubles and autism but still wants to meet up Her quiet rock steady but overall 'normal' life is about to meet up with a blossom En1 is rather anxious to make friend time a success Arf blossy is excited. So plans afoot for trip round local emporium of cheap delights (primark) Training arf blossy in the actions of NORMAL TEEN has taken dedication of unit all week Things like squirting on the tester perfumes to sniff them Dobbling on the eye shadow testers Buying a smoothy and slurping it Giggling at silly others This list is some of what arfy young ladies have to do Agent blossoms social obstacle course is going to be tough! Then after all that catching public multiperson wheeled roading vehicle back to the village Ens- my nails will be shreds! Much love to all camps Hope the storms inside your homes are not as lively as the ones outside of the orchard |
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Post by aprilshowers on Oct 30, 2013 9:56:22 GMT
morning campers, calendar camp reporting in....by the way its Primani... en1 had the joys of the judicial system this week with agent freeze, the waiting room...I use that term lightly, was like auditions for JK, now I know that the ARF have colourful vocabulary and descriptive terms and a bit of a nasty streak, but these non ARF are just as bad, it is then it hits you that no matter how you tried to raise your ARF they basically revert to type at every opportunity. en1 has still not recovered from ordeal, and this is part of the re-traumatising of us the PTSD or what ever name you want to give it, so today en1 is still in bunker, two bags of crisp for brekkie...seriously, I will at some time get up, I have a little project on the go in the living room....for me little project is change the curtains, paint one wall, strip and paint second wall and touch up third wall....what about the fourth I hear you cry...well that was done on Sunday. |
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Post by peartree on Oct 30, 2013 11:48:43 GMT
Hello all campers Sorry to hear calendar camp have had to see the wig wearers with any of their young ones Arf blossom has been doing EXCEPTIONALLY well and did her 'meet her friend' Everest mission This success is due to the work in the murk of hidden operatives in the town En got to feeling like a spy master at one point Co-ordination of information and plans of the shops and eateries so arf blossy was supported without loosing face to FRIEND The 'normal teen girl!' Actions are alien to agents experience so operation whiff smellies Try on ponsie clothes and pose Burp the national anthem after the mcdonalds etc All have taken part of timetable with end or unit staff And my goodness me- she really did it! Moreover 'normal' friend wants to meet again  )) |
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Post by peartree on Oct 30, 2013 12:23:44 GMT
Interesting terms of peace treaty Think ens friendly terms should be priority Allow en to complete cuppa tea consumption while beverage is still of correct temperature - no shouting will be delivered at agents for 7 minutes while gob is full of pleasing beverage  |
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Post by oogleschnook on Oct 30, 2013 12:32:24 GMT
Well done Agent Blossom!
Well done to the Orchard for preparing her so well.
Looking forward to hearing of the establishment of an ARF finishing school in Orchard camp where other agents can learn 'normal teen behavior' skills....
Imagining EN Peartree charging around Primark with gaggle of agents in her wake...
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Post by leo on Oct 31, 2013 20:45:32 GMT
The Met Office Camp are celebrating making it to the end of October in one piece. Bruised and battered in mind and body - but in one piece!
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Camp Kimono it is then. (Though Janpan is related to my name, not to the country! Never thought of that before, like it.)
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