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Post by chotimonkey on May 26, 2014 20:47:44 GMT
Toothpaste is not a snack
Don't put anymore jam on the cat
No you cannot take my bra to nursery this morning
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Post by serrakunda on May 26, 2014 21:43:07 GMT
No, I can't marry your dad (That being birth dad)
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Post by kstar on May 26, 2014 22:41:27 GMT
No I can't be your boyfriend so you never have to leave me (as sweet as the idea is).
Of course there is nothing wrong with wanting to be a lorry driver and a part time hairdresser.
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Post by sockthing on May 28, 2014 8:30:59 GMT
Stop banging the window with that carrot
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Post by moo on May 28, 2014 14:26:29 GMT
No you can't change places with Andy the bull : - even if it is only for one day......
xx. moo. Xx
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2014 8:53:54 GMT
Because I said so!
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2014 8:54:57 GMT
Or now they are teenagers - Turn that music down!!
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Post by pingu on May 29, 2014 16:09:39 GMT
I feel like I am talking to a brick wall Because I'm the mum( the mum, the mum) Let me finish..... If you do it when you are asked, I won't HAVE to nag you.. Can I get my iPad back please? It's Ribera, not ribeenia
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Post by pingu on May 29, 2014 16:13:50 GMT
Ribena not Ribenia. (*****predictive text)
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Post by leo on May 29, 2014 19:49:54 GMT
Take that ladybird out of your mouth!
What do you mean Tsunami just ate one and said it was nice?!
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Post by shadow on May 29, 2014 20:00:57 GMT
colleagues overheard me at work and fell about laughing when I was on the phone saying "unlock the door and let granny in"
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Post by chotimonkey on May 29, 2014 20:38:41 GMT
You can't wear wings and wellies at the table
You'll have to wait till your sister finished her dinner before we fly to the moon
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Post by larsti on Jun 5, 2014 14:19:32 GMT
these are great Can't think of any at the mo apart from what I posted recently about teaching Dash to say BUM (instead of pronouncing it BOMB)
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Post by moo on Jun 5, 2014 17:20:46 GMT
Why can't I go to Hogworts mummeeee....
Coz I don't think you want to leave eds babe do you.... They don't enrol heifers at wizard school.....
But mummeee I don't want to take an owl why can't I take eds....
Because eds can't fly & deliver you your mail....
Oh dear I 'spose you are right.....
xx. moo. Xx
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Post by donatella on Jun 5, 2014 17:35:11 GMT
No girls don't have their willies inside them but with their nethers cut off.
Followed by ; so what then mam, they just have things that look like sideways mouths without teeth?
Aah!!
And overheard today, dad talking to small son
Yes okay you can shoot people but you mustn't hurt them!
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Post by sooz on Jun 5, 2014 18:22:42 GMT
Hahahaha sideways mouths without teeth omg that's so funny!!
Makes snoozs comment about what's that line you have, seem very tame.
Ah that's going to have me chuckling for hours!!
On another note, I know where that dad is coming from!
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Post by leo on Jun 5, 2014 19:52:24 GMT
Yes you do HAVE to have your eyes open when you ride your bike! (said as Hurricane flew past me on his bike having ignored my previous request for him to open his eyes - and about three seconds before the crash!)
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Post by lolapola on Jun 5, 2014 20:17:54 GMT
Can we talk about Purple Poo later please? (GR keen to discuss the effects of eating too much Beetroot).
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Post by moo on Jun 6, 2014 5:00:56 GMT
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Post by chotimonkey on Jun 6, 2014 12:11:25 GMT
All v funny but sideways mouth with no teeth made me spit my tea out... Much needed giggle thanks Donatella
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